Guess Who Got Stopped by the Cops Leaving the Reunion?

Maria Mijares and Vicki Blasucci left the reunion late and they were stopped by the South Plainfield police. Maria was in the driver's seat, and she was really gunning it, swerving a bit and probably picking a new tune on her iPod and/or combing her hair. Maria says she wasn't alcohol-impaired, it's just her personal style. When the policeman came to her window, Maria responded lucidly and politely. She explained that they were returning from a class reunion and that South Plainfield always confuses her. (Now that I can relate to although I don't know if she's making a geographical reference or a philosophical statement.) Policeman's response: "WE confuse you?" Maria: "No, the roads." Bottom line: she didn't get a ticket.